What we have learned about traffic in China and Vietnam

As we come near the end of our trip, here are some samples of what we have learned about traffic in the places we have visited.
1. First rule of driving in China is: there are no rules.
2. Stoplights, yellow lines, and pedestrian walkways are suggestions.
3. Sidewalks are not just for pedestrians. They make great parking pads for buses.
4. Any bus driver who turns a fully loaded bus into oncoming traffic, and the traffic yields, is God. Therefore, Mr. Yao (Guilin) is God.
5. When crossing the street, remember: there is strength in numbers. It also helps to hide behind Brian W. or Jim.
6. Honking is considered a crucial driving skill.
7. When you hear honking, you jump out of the way like a rabbit.
8. In Hong Kong, the rules change. The rules are the rules, but you drive on the left and pedestrians have to look to the right before braving the street.
9. In Vietnam, the rules change again. You now drive on the right, and pedestrians have to look every which way before crossing the street. One tries to avoid motorbikes topped with baby pigs, furniture, mattresses or entire families (babies included).
10. Vietnam also values the art of honking, and it starts at around 5:00 a.m.
Finally, we thought that Mr. Yao was the ultimate driver (see above). But our Vietnam driver raised the bar. He can turn a fully loaded bus 360 degrees in a jam packed intersection with no stop lights or stop signs, plus stores and people packed into every ounce of free space on the edges, and not kill anyone.
Respectfully submitted from one who shall not venture out on her own tonight.
Brenda